Greetings Cards
Cards by Subscription
We welcome people to join Simon’s Cards Subscription Club.
This costs £29 a year to UK addresses (Elsewhere in Europe: £39; USA and Australia: £49)
From February to November we send you 2 of Simon’s new cards each month, along with a personalised, signed letter from Simon – containing snippets of information that have amused him and other such nonsense.
The November mailing has 4 Christmas cards in it.
Although it runs for a 10 month period, you can join at any time of year and the value of the cards you receive is always more than the cost of a year’s subscription.
Greetings Cards £2.20 (samples below the list)
| Reference no. | Title |
| 875 | never knowingly underfed |
| 874 | The party |
| 873 | year Planner |
| 872 | SPOT the dessert |
| 871 | Alcoholics Unanimous |
| 870 | Spot the British Bird |
| 869 | Leads United |
| 868 | Wedding Highlights |
| 867 | Queen’s Bohemian Rat’s Body in Blue |
| 866 | SPOT the pub name |
| 865 | Hooray for the Red and White Brew |
| 864 | SPOT the Footballer |
| 863 | No garden, However Small |
| 862 | SPOT the 60’s Number 1 |
| 861 | SPOT the 70's No.1 |
| 860 | SPOT the 80's No.1 |
| 859 | Ways to stop worrying |
| 858 | SPOT the thing to do when you are ill |
| 857 | Sausage rolls |
| 856 | Government |
| 855 | A Dog's life |
| 854 | Cat-O-Pillars |
| 853 | Olympig Games |
| 852 | SPOT Things we Learnt Under Lockdown |
| 851 | Re-Tyred .... Happiness is |
| 850 | Nessun Dormouse |
| 849 | SPOT the Rugby Term |
| 848 | SPOT the cricket term |
| 847 | Musical Medicines |
| 846 | Group Pug |
| 845 | happy Birthdog |
| 844 | SPOT the dog breed |
| 843 | Clean Home |
| 842 | Amazing Greys |
| 841 | SPOT the Cat |
| 840 | Beer tapestry |
| 839 | Wonders of Marriage |
| 838 | Instagran |
| 837 | SPOT the Bicycle Part |
| 836 | Trouble with Golf |
| 835 | Hound of Music |
| 834 | Fairy Penguin |
| 833 | Travelling Wallabies |
| 832 | Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist |
| 831 | Mary Queen of Spots |
| 830 | Pet a Manger |
| 829 | Spaniel in the Works |
| 828 | Sniffer Dog |
| 827 | Spot the U.S. State |
| 826 | Girls Just Wanna Have Buns |
| 825 | Pink Freud |
| 821 | A Dachshund! A half a dog high and A dog and a half long |
| 820 | SPOT the Fashion Designer |
| 819 | Twelve months |
| 818 | Hare Bee n' Bee |
| 817 | SPOT the Car Part |
| 816 | Chicken Wings |
| 815 | Origins of Birds |
| 814 | SPOT the Chemical elements |
| 813 | At your age |
| 812 | Shakespeare in the garden |
| 811 | Dog Breeds |
| 810 | Dancing in the Isles |
| 809 | Congratulations (on your enormous achievement) |
| 808 | Vermeer’s Girl on Social Media |
| 807 | Maud of all Hopefullness |
| 806 | Man Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest |
| 805 | Everest- 'Now What Did I Come Up Here For?' |
| 804 | Eternal Youth |
| 803 | Thank You Ducks |
| 802 | The Last Takeaway |
| 801 | Spot the Band |
| 800 | No Woman ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes |
| 799 | SPOT Classical Music |
| 798 | Joy of Gardening |
| 797 | SPOT the FA Cup Winner |
| 796 | The UK Drinking Game |
| 795 | Boats and Boating |
| 794 | Sage and onion |
| 792 | The bar too High |
| 791 | SPOT Book of the Bible |
| 789 | SPOT Birthday activity |
| 788 | Live like a millionaire |
| 787 | Springwatch |
| 786 | Scrumdog Millionaire |
| 785 | Show Me a Man with Both Feet on the Ground |
| 784 | Incapability Brown |
| 782 | I Get a Cake Out of You (Happy Birthday) |
| 781 | What Climate Change? |
| 779 | Mole Order Catalogue |
| 775 | Common Cormorant |
| 774 | Born With Chocolate |
| 773 | Monster Wild/Ketchup Bottle (double-sided card) |
| 771 | Old Lawyers |
| 770 | Pilates of the Caribbean |
| 769 | SPOT the musical instrument |
| 768 | jack russell |
| 767 | If I didn’t have a problem with alcohol… |
| 766 | The young sow wild oats, the old grow sage |
| 764 | happy marriage |
| 763 | heaven and earth |
| 758 | Spot the prime Minister |
| 756 | The Choir |
| 755 | Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area |
| 752 | Every day is chewsday |
| 750 | Cows are vegetarian |
| 748 | Bayeux tapas Tree |
| 746 | Eat naked in front of the Mirror |
| 744 | Tiger Went for his Juggler |
| 740 | Batman and Robin |
| 728 | Hares on my Neck |
| 718 | SPOT the London Underground |
| 717 | Old Elephant |
| 715 | What Ales Thee? |
| 714 | Moving Experience |
| 703 | Pike |
| 702 | Wedding Essentials |
| 691 | SPOT the Famous Sailor |
| 686 | Moled Wine |
| 678 | Lampshades |
| 668 | Gran Designs |
| 663 | Buy one : Get one Flea |
| 643 | Spot the T.V. Programme |
| 639 | Wine Tasting |
| 632 | Happy Anniversary |
| 600 | Guide Dog for the Inebriated |
| 595 | I drink Champagne |
| 580 | Springers in the Air |
| 578 | Dear Lord, please make me … |
| 510 | Hits the Fan |
| 443 | Mole in One |
| 412 | Tequila |
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