Greetings Cards
Cards by Subscription
We welcome people to join Simon’s Cards Subscription Club.
This costs £29 a year to UK addresses (Elsewhere in Europe: £39; USA and Australia: £49)
From February to November we send you 2 of Simon’s new cards each month, along with a personalised, signed letter from Simon – containing snippets of information that have amused him and other such nonsense.
The November mailing has 4 Christmas cards in it.
Although it runs for a 10 month period, you can join at any time of year and the value of the cards you receive is always more than the cost of a year’s subscription.
Greetings Cards £2.00 (samples below the list)
| Reference no. | Title |
| 796 | The UK Drinking Game |
| 795 | Boats and Boating |
| 794 | Sage and onion |
| 793 | miliion hares |
| 792 | The bar too High |
| 791 | SPOT Book of the Bible |
| 790 | Unexpected item in the wagging area |
| 789 | SPOT Birthday activity |
| 788 | Live like a millionaire |
| 787 | Springwatch |
| 786 | Scrumdog Millionaire |
| 785 | Show Me a Man with Both Feet on the Ground |
| 784 | Incapability Brown |
| 783 | Appy Birthday |
| 782 | I Get a Cake Out of You (Happy Birthday) |
| 781 | What Climate Change? |
| 780 | SPOT the Nine Magpies |
| 779 | Mole Order Catalogue |
| 778 | Mole Dancing |
| 777 | Full of the Joys of Spring |
| 776 | Leader of the Freak World (Trump. With Merkel Mou |
| 775 | Common Cormorant |
| 774 | Born With Chocolate |
| 773 | Monster Wild/Ketchup Bottle (double-sided card) |
| 772 | trump L'oeil |
| 771 | Old Lawyers |
| 770 | Pilates of the Caribbean |
| 769 | SPOT the musical instrument |
| 768 | jack russell |
| 767 | If I didn’t have a problem with alcohol… |
| 766 | The young sow wild oats, the old grow sage |
| 765 | lap cat |
| 764 | happy marriage |
| 763 | heaven and earth |
| 762 | when your'e ill |
| 761 | Sheep of the Dessert |
| 760 | Lawrence of Hooray Beer |
| 758 | Spot the prime Minister |
| 757 | Wine Bike |
| 756 | The Choir |
| 755 | Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area |
| 753 | Tea Leaves You happy |
| 752 | Every day is chewsday |
| 751 | Kitchen angel |
| 750 | Cows are vegetarian |
| 749 | Magnificent men |
| 748 | Bayeux tapas Tree |
| 747 | Gandhi Floss |
| 746 | Eat naked in front of the Mirror |
| 745 | Who Makes The Tea? |
| 744 | Tiger Went for his Juggler |
| 741 | Trip Advisor |
| 740 | Batman and Robin |
| 739 | Springer Leek |
| 738 | Two Drinks Ahead (Bogart) |
| 737 | Molehill |
| 736 | Bag for Life |
| 734 | Cocker Hoop |
| 733 | Mouse Code |
| 731 | Hare on a Cheese String |
| 730 | Straw Dogs |
| 729 | Irish Proverb (Congratulations Card) |
| 728 | Hares on my Neck |
| 727 | Noah’s Ark |
| 726 | Right to Arm Bears |
| 722 | Stork Congratulations (Baby Card) |
| 721 | Spot Booker Prize |
| 718 | Spot the London Underground |
| 717 | Old Elephant |
| 715 | What Ales Thee? |
| 714 | Moving Experience |
| 712 | Pig for Victory |
| 711 | Close Hen Counters |
| 707 | The Tudors |
| 704 | Camilla |
| 703 | Pike |
| 702 | Wedding Essentials |
| 699 | Thank You |
| 698 | One good tern … |
| 697 | Sobriety in Moderation |
| 691 | Spot the Famous Sailor |
| 686 | Moled Wine |
| 685 | Hot Cross Bun |
| 683 | A Cat Above the Rest |
| 682 | Dangerous Dogs Act |
| 680 | Equine Types |
| 678 | Lampshades |
| 668 | Gran Designs |
| 666 | One Martini is alright … |
| 664 | Red Wine Improves |
| 663 | Buy one : Get one Flea |
| 661 | When cooking, food licked off spoons has no calories |
| 660 | Spot the Pudding |
| 658 | Happy Childhood |
| 653 | To Be at Lords |
| 648 | Red Marrows |
| 645 | Killer Wales |
| 643 | Spot the T.V. Programme |
| 642 | Spot the Comedy Programme |
| 641 | Spot the Comedian |
| 640 | Fine Line (Fishing) |
| 639 | Wine Tasting |
| 636 | Remember you’re Unique |
| 632 | Happy Anniversary |
| 627 | So he kept Calm |
| 604 | Don’t even Putt |
| 600 | Guide Dog for the Inebriated |
| 595 | I drink Champagne |
| 580 | Springers in the Air |
| 578 | Dear Lord, please make me … |
| 561 | Deal with a Crisis |
| 510 | Hits the Fan |
| 478 | Spot the Football Club |
| 459 | Get Well Soon |
| 449 | Opera Haters |
| 443 | Mole in One |
| 412 | Tequila |
| 395 | Birthdays are good … |
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