Greetings Cards

Cards by Subscription

We welcome people to join Simon’s Cards Subscription Club.

This costs £29 a year to UK addresses (Elsewhere in Europe: £39; USA and Australia: £49)
From February to November we send you 2 of Simon’s new cards each month, along with a personalised, signed letter from Simon – containing snippets of information that have amused him and other such nonsense.

The November mailing has 4 Christmas cards in it.

Although it runs for a 10 month period, you can join at any time of year and the value of the cards you receive is always more than the cost of a year’s subscription.

Greetings Cards £1.90 (samples below the list)

Reference no. Title
787 Springwatch
786 Scrumdog Millionaire
785 Show Me a Man with Both Feet on the Ground
784 Incapability Brown
783 Appy Birthday
782 I Get a Cake Out of You (Happy Birthday)
781 What Climate Change?
780  SPOT the Nine Magpies
779  Mole Order Catalogue
778 Mole Dancing
777  Full of the Joys of Spring
776  Leader of the Freak World (Trump. With Merkel Mou
775  Common Cormorant
774  Born With Chocolate
773  Monster Wild/Ketchup Bottle (double-sided card)
772 trump L'oeil
771 Old Lawyers
770 Pilates of the Caribbean
769 SPOT the musical instrument
768 jack russell
767 If I didn’t have a problem with alcohol…
766 The young sow wild oats, the old grow sage
765 lap cat
764 happy marriage
763 heaven and earth
762 when your'e ill
761 Sheep of the Dessert
760 Lawrence of Hooray Beer
759 Puffin Nuffin (Classic Series)
758 Spot the prime Minister
757 Wine Bike
756 The Choir
755 Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area
753 Tea Leaves You happy
752 Every day is chewsday
751 Kitchen angel
750 Cows are vegetarian
749 Magnificent men
748 Bayeux tapas Tree
747 Gandhi Floss
746 Eat naked in front of the Mirror
745 Who Makes The Tea?
744 Tiger Went for his Juggler
743 Spot the UEFA Champions League
742 Spot the Oscar-Winning Actor
741 Trip Advisor
740 Batman and Robin
739 Springer Leek
738 Two Drinks Ahead (Bogart)
737 Molehill
736 Bag for Life
735 Boris Chevalier
734 Cocker Hoop
733 Mouse Code
731 Hare on a Cheese String
730 Straw Dogs
729 Irish Proverb (Congratulations Card)
728 Hares on my Neck
727 Noah’s Ark
726 Right to Arm Bears
725 Don’t Worry
722 Stork Congratulations (Baby Card)
721 Spot Booker Prize
718 Spot the London Underground
717 Old Elephant
716 Mountain Recognition
715 What Ales Thee?
714 Moving Experience
712 Pig for Victory
711 Close Hen Counters
707 The Tudors
706 The Pudding Club
704 Camilla
703 Pike
702 Wedding Essentials
699 Thank You
698 One good tern …
697 Sobriety in Moderation
691 Spot the Famous Sailor
686 Moled Wine
685 Hot Cross Bun
683 A Cat Above the Rest
682 Dangerous Dogs Act
680 Equine Types
678 Lampshades
677 Do Nothing (Spanish Proverb)
673 Wine List
668 Gran Designs
666 One Martini is alright …
664 Red Wine Improves
663 Buy one : Get one Flea
661 No Calories
660 Spot the Pudding
658 Happy Childhood
653 To Be at Lords
648 Red Marrows
645 Killer Wales
644 Spot the Car
643 Spot the T.V. Programme
642 Spot the Comedy Programme
641 Spot the Comedian
640 Fine Line (Fishing)
639 Wine Tasting
636 Remember you’re Unique
632 Happy Anniversary
627 So he kept Calm
604 Don’t even Putt
600 Guide Dog for the Inebriated
595 I drink Champagne
580 Springers in the Air
578 Dear Lord, please make me …
561 Deal with a Crisis
560 Beer is Proof …
525 North Face of the Aga
510 Hits the Fan
478 Spot the Football Club
459 Get Well Soon
449 Opera Haters
443 Mole in One
412 Tequila
395 Birthdays are good …

 

 

787 Springwatch
786 Scrumdog Millionaire
785 Show Me a Man with Both Feet on the Ground

 

784 Incapability Brown
783 Appy Birthday
782 I Get a Cake Out of You (Happy Birthday)
781What Climate Change?

 

780 SPOT The nine Magpies
779 Mole Order Catalogue
778 Mole Dancing
777 Full of the joys of Spring

 

776 Leader of the Freak World (Trump. With Merkel Mouse on the back)
775 Common Cormorant
774 Born With Chocolate
773 Monster Wild/Ketchup Bottle (double-sided card)

 

772 trump L'oeil
771 Old Lawyers
770 Pilates

 

769 SPOT the musical instrument
768 jack russell
767 If I didn’t have a problem with alcohol…
766 The young sow wild oats, the old grow sage

 

765 lap cat
764 happy marriage
763 heaven and earth
762 when your'e ill

 

761 Sheep of the Dessert
760 Lawrence of Hooray Beer
759 Puffin Nuffin (Classic Series)
758 Spot the prime Minister

 

757 Wine Bike
756 The Choir
755 Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area

 

753 Tea Leaves You Happy
752 Every Day Is Chewsday
751 Kitchen Angel
750 Cows Are Vegetarian

 

749 Magnificent Men
748 Bayeux Tapas Tree
747 Gandhi Floss
746 Eat Naked In Front Of The Mirror

 

745 Who Makes the Tea
744 Juggler
743 SPOT The European Cup and UEFA Champions League
742 SPOT The OSCAR Winning Actor

 

741 Trip Adviser
740 Batman and Robin
739 Springer Leek
738 Bogart

 

729 Irish Proverb Congratulations Card
728 Hares on my Back
727 Noah's Ark
726 Right to Arm Bears

 

725 Don't Worry
722 Stork Congratulations (Baby Card)
721 SPOT Booker Prize
718 SPOT the London Underground

 

717 Old Elephant
716 Mountain Recogntion
715 What Ales Thee
714 Moving Experience

 

712 Pig for Victory
711 Close Hen Counters
707 The Tudors

 

706 Pudding Club
704 Camilla
703 Pike

 

702 Wedding Essentials
699 Thank You
698 One Good Tern
697 Sobriety

 

692 Magpie
686 Moled Wine
685 Hot Cross Bun
683 A Cat Above

 

682 Dangerous Dogs
680 Equine Types
678 Lampshades
677 Do Nothing

 

673 Wine List
668 Gran Designs

 

666 One Martini is Alright
664 Red Wine Improves
663 Buy One, Get One Flea
661 No Calories

 

660 Spot the Pudding
658 Happy Childhood
653 To be at Lords

 

648 red marrows
645 Killer Wales
644 SPOT the Car
643 SPOT the T.V Programme

 

642 SPOT the Comedy Programme
641 SPOT the Comedian
640 Fine Line
639 Wine Tasting

 

637 Remember you're Unique
632 Happy Anniversary
627 Kept Calm
604 Don't even putt

 

600 Guide Dogs for the Inebriated
595 i Drink Champagne
580 Springers
578 Dear Lord

 

560 Beer is Proof
525 North Face of the Aga

 

478 SPOT Football Club
459 Get Well Soon
412 Tequila
395 Birthdays are good

 

 

Contact

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