Greetings Cards
Cards by Subscription
We welcome people to join Simon’s Cards Subscription Club.
This costs £29 a year to UK addresses (Elsewhere in Europe: £39; USA and Australia: £49)
From February to November we send you 2 of Simon’s new cards each month, along with a personalised, signed letter from Simon – containing snippets of information that have amused him and other such nonsense.
The November mailing has 4 Christmas cards in it.
Although it runs for a 10 month period, you can join at any time of year and the value of the cards you receive is always more than the cost of a year’s subscription.
Greetings Cards £2.20 (samples below the list)
(For every sale of the new card 'The Vanishing Countryside' 10p will be sent to Friends of the Earth.
The first version of the drawing was part of a Friends of the Earth campaign).
| Reference no. | Title |
| 886 | Grape Expectations |
| 885 | Where's David (Double sided) |
| 884 | I don't think Red Wine Agrees with me |
| 883 | Spot the Famous Welshman / Scot (Double card) |
| 882 | Mole and Ratty loved playing bridge |
| 881 | SPOT the beer |
| 880 | Life is something that everyone should try at least once |
| 879 | happy birthday - i've got you a Scratch Card |
| 878 | the vanishing Countryside (Read the special note Above) |
| 877 | Spot the cartoon Character |
| 876 | The Queen Celebrates her platypus jubilee |
| 875 | never knowingly underfed |
| 874 | The party |
| 873 | year Planner |
| 872 | SPOT the dessert |
| 871 | Alcoholics Unanimous |
| 870 | Spot the British Bird |
| 869 | Leads United |
| 868 | Wedding Highlights |
| 867 | Queen’s Bohemian Rat’s Body in Blue |
| 866 | SPOT the pub name |
| 865 | Hooray for the Red and White Brew |
| 864 | SPOT the Footballer |
| 863 | No garden, However Small |
| 862 | SPOT the 60’s Number 1 |
| 861 | SPOT the 70's No.1 |
| 860 | SPOT the 80's No.1 |
| 859 | Ways to stop worrying |
| 858 | SPOT the thing to do when you are ill |
| 857 | Sausage rolls |
| 856 | Government |
| 855 | A Dog's life |
| 854 | Cat-O-Pillars |
| 853 | Olympig Games |
| 852 | SPOT Things we Learnt Under Lockdown |
| 851 | Re-Tyred .... Happiness is |
| 850 | Nessun Dormouse |
| 849 | SPOT the Rugby Term |
| 848 | SPOT the cricket term |
| 847 | Musical Medicines |
| 846 | Group Pug |
| 845 | happy Birthdog |
| 844 | SPOT the dog breed |
| 843 | Clean Home |
| 842 | Amazing Greys |
| 841 | SPOT the Cat |
| 840 | Beer tapestry |
| 839 | Wonders of Marriage |
| 838 | Instagran |
| 837 | SPOT the Bicycle Part |
| 836 | Trouble with Golf |
| 835 | Hound of Music |
| 834 | Fairy Penguin |
| 833 | Travelling Wallabies |
| 832 | Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist |
| 831 | Mary Queen of Spots |
| 830 | Pet a Manger |
| 829 | Spaniel in the Works |
| 828 | Sniffer Dog |
| 827 | Spot the U.S. State |
| 826 | Girls Just Wanna Have Buns |
| 825 | Pink Freud |
| 821 | A Dachshund! A half a dog high and A dog and a half long |
| 820 | SPOT the Fashion Designer |
| 819 | Twelve months |
| 818 | Hare Bee n' Bee |
| 817 | SPOT the Car Part |
| 816 | Chicken Wings |
| 815 | Origins of Birds |
| 814 | SPOT the Chemical elements |
| 813 | At your age |
| 812 | Shakespeare in the garden |
| 811 | Dog Breeds |
| 810 | Dancing in the Isles |
| 809 | Congratulations (on your enormous achievement) |
| 808 | Vermeer’s Girl on Social Media |
| 807 | Maud of all Hopefullness |
| 806 | Man Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest |
| 805 | Everest- 'Now What Did I Come Up Here For?' |
| 804 | Eternal Youth |
| 803 | Thank You Ducks |
| 802 | The Last Takeaway |
| 801 | Spot the Band |
| 800 | No Woman ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes |
| 799 | SPOT Classical Music |
| 798 | Joy of Gardening |
| 797 | SPOT the FA Cup Winner |
| 796 | The UK Drinking Game |
| 795 | Boats and Boating |
| 794 | Sage and onion |
| 792 | The bar too High |
| 791 | SPOT Book of the Bible |
| 789 | SPOT Birthday activity |
| 788 | Live like a millionaire |
| 787 | Springwatch |
| 786 | Scrumdog Millionaire |
| 785 | Show Me a Man with Both Feet on the Ground |
| 784 | Incapability Brown |
| 782 | I Get a Cake Out of You (Happy Birthday) |
| 781 | What Climate Change? |
| 774 | Born With Chocolate |
| 773 | Monster Wild/Ketchup Bottle (double-sided card) |
| 770 | Pilates of the Caribbean |
| 769 | SPOT the musical instrument |
| 767 | If I didn’t have a problem with alcohol… |
| 766 | The young sow wild oats, the old grow sage |
| 764 | happy marriage |
| 763 | heaven and earth |
| 758 | Spot the prime Minister |
| 756 | The Choir |
| 755 | Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area |
| 752 | Every day is chewsday |
| 750 | Cows are vegetarian |
| 748 | Bayeux tapas Tree |
| 746 | Eat naked in front of the Mirror |
| 744 | Tiger Went for his Juggler |
| 740 | Batman and Robin |
| 728 | Hares on my Neck |
| 718 | SPOT the London Underground |
| 717 | Old Elephant |
| 715 | What Ales Thee? |
| 714 | Moving Experience |
| 703 | Pike |
| 702 | Wedding Essentials |
| 691 | SPOT the Famous Sailor |
| 678 | Lampshades |
| 668 | Gran Designs |
| 663 | Buy one : Get one Flea |
| 643 | Spot the T.V. Programme |
| 639 | Wine Tasting |
| 632 | Happy Anniversary |
| 600 | Guide Dog for the Inebriated |
| 595 | I drink Champagne |
| 580 | Springers in the Air |
| 578 | Dear Lord, please make me … |
| 510 | Hits the Fan |
| 443 | Mole in One |
| 412 | Tequila |
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