Greetings Cards

Cards by Subscription

We welcome people to join Simon’s Cards Subscription Club.

This costs £29 a year to UK addresses (Elsewhere in Europe: £39; USA and Australia: £49)
From February to November we send you 2 of Simon’s new cards each month, along with a personalised, signed letter from Simon – containing snippets of information that have amused him and other such nonsense.

The November mailing has 4 Christmas cards in it.

Although it runs for a 10 month period, you can join at any time of year and the value of the cards you receive is always more than the cost of a year’s subscription.

Greetings Cards £2.00 (samples below the list)

Reference no. Title
826 Girls Just Wanna Have Buns
825 Pink Freud
824  Boris Dancing
823 Mayflower
822 Pants on Fire (Trump)
821 A Dachshund! A half a dog high and A dog and a half long
820 SPOT the Fashion Designer
819 Twelve months
818 Hare Bee n' Bee
817 SPOT the Car Part
816 Chicken Wings
815 Origins of Birds
814 SPOT the Chemical elements
813 At your age
812 Shakespeare in the garden
811 Dog Breeds
810 Dancing in the Isles
809 Congratulations (on your enormous achievement)
808 Vermeer’s Girl on Social Media
807 Maud of all Hopefullness
806 Man Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
805 Everest
804 Eternal Youth
803 Thank You Ducks
802 The Last Takeaway
801 Spot the Band
800 No Woman…
799 SPOT Classical Music
798 Joy of Gardening
797 SPOT the FA Cup Winner
796 The UK Drinking Game
795 Boats and Boating
794 Sage and onion
793 miliion hares
792 The bar too High
791 SPOT Book of the Bible
790 Unexpected item in the wagging area
789 SPOT Birthday activity
788 Live like a millionaire
787 Springwatch
786 Scrumdog Millionaire
785 Show Me a Man with Both Feet on the Ground
784 Incapability Brown
783 Appy Birthday
782 I Get a Cake Out of You (Happy Birthday)
781 What Climate Change?
779  Mole Order Catalogue
778 Mole Dancing
777  Full of the Joys of Spring
776  Leader of the Freak World (Trump. With Merkel Mou
775  Common Cormorant
774  Born With Chocolate
773  Monster Wild/Ketchup Bottle (double-sided card)
772 trump L'oeil
771 Old Lawyers
770 Pilates of the Caribbean
769 SPOT the musical instrument
768 jack russell
767 If I didn’t have a problem with alcohol…
766 The young sow wild oats, the old grow sage
764 happy marriage
763 heaven and earth
762 when your'e ill
760 Lawrence of Hooray Beer
758 Spot the prime Minister
757 Wine Bike
756 The Choir
755 Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area
753 Tea Leaves You happy
752 Every day is chewsday
751 Kitchen angel
750 Cows are vegetarian
748 Bayeux tapas Tree
746 Eat naked in front of the Mirror
745 Who Makes The Tea?
744 Tiger Went for his Juggler
741 Trip Advisor
740 Batman and Robin
739 Springer Leek
737 Molehill
736 Bag for Life
729 Irish Proverb (Congratulations Card)
728 Hares on my Neck
726 Right to Arm Bears
721 SPOT Booker Prize
718 SPOT the London Underground
717 Old Elephant
715 What Ales Thee?
714 Moving Experience
704 Camilla
703 Pike
702 Wedding Essentials
691 SPOT the Famous Sailor
686 Moled Wine
683 A Cat Above the Rest
682 Dangerous Dogs Act
678 Lampshades
668 Gran Designs
663 Buy one : Get one Flea
661 When cooking, food licked off spoons has no calories
660 Spot the Pudding
658 Happy Childhood
653 To Be at Lords
648 Red Marrows
643 Spot the T.V. Programme
639 Wine Tasting
632 Happy Anniversary
600 Guide Dog for the Inebriated
595 I drink Champagne
580 Springers in the Air
578 Dear Lord, please make me …
510 Hits the Fan
478 SPOT the Football Club
443 Mole in One
412 Tequila
395 Birthdays are good …

 

 

826 girls just wanna have Buns
825 Pink Freud
824 boris Dancing

 

823 mayflower
822 Pants on Fire (Trump)
821 Dachshund ½ dog high
820 Spot the Fashion Designer

 

819 Twelve months
818 Hare Bee n' Bee
817 Spot the Car Part
816 Chicken Wings

 

815 Origins of Birds
814 Spot the Chemical elements
813 At your age
812 Shakespeare in the garden

 

811 Dog Breeds (front)
811 Dog Breeds (back)
810 Dancing in the Isles
809 Congratulations (on your enormous achievement)

 

808 Vermeer’s Girl on Social Media
807 Maud of all Hopefullness
806 Man Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
805 Everest

 

804 Eternal Youth
803 Thank You Ducks
802 The Last Takeaway
801 SPOT the Band

 

800 No Woman…
799 SPOT Classical Music
798 Joy of Gardening
797 SPOT the FA Cup Winner

 

796 The UK Drinking Game
795 Boats And Boating
794 Sage And Onion
793 Miliion Hares

 

792 The Bar Too High
791 SPOT Book Of The Bible
790 Unexpected Item In The Wagging Area
789 SPOT Birthday Activity

 

788 Live Like A Millionaire
787 Springwatch
786 Scrumdog Millionaire
785 Show Me a Man with Both Feet on the Ground

 

784 Incapability Brown
783 Appy Birthday
782 I Get a Cake Out of You (Happy Birthday)
781What Climate Change? (Trump)

 

779 Mole Order Catalogue
778 Mole Dancing
777 Full of the joys of Spring

 

776 Leader of the Freak World (Trump)
775 Common Cormorant
774 Born With Chocolate
773 Monster Wild/Ketchup Bottle (double-sided card)

 

772 trump L'oeil
771 Old Lawyers
770 Pilates
769 SPOT the musical instrument

 

768 jack russell
767 If I didn’t have a problem with alcohol…
766 The young sow wild oats, the old grow sage
764 happy marriage

 

763 heaven and earth
762 when your'e ill
760 Lawrence of Hooray Beer
758 SPOT the prime Minister

 

757 Wine Bike
756 The Choir
755 Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area
753 Tea Leaves You Happy

 

752 Every Day Is Chewsday
751 Kitchen Angel
750 Cows Are Vegetarian
748 Bayeux Tapas Tree

 

746 Eat Naked In Front Of The Mirror
745 Who Makes the Tea
744 Juggler
741 Trip Adviser

 

740 Batman and Robin
739 Springer Leek
729 Irish Proverb Congratulations Card
728 Hares on my Back

 

726 Right to Arm Bears
721 SPOT Booker Prize
718 SPOT the London Underground
717 Old Elephant

 

715 What Ales Thee
714 Moving Experience
704 Camilla
703 Pike

 

702 Wedding Essentials
692 Magpie
686 Moled Wine
683 A Cat Above

 

682 Dangerous Dogs
678 Lampshades
668 Gran Designs
663 Buy One, Get One Flea

 

661 When cooking, food licked off spoons has no calories
660 Spot the Pudding
658 Happy Childhood
653 To be at Lords

 

648 red marrows
643 SPOT the T.V Programme
639 Wine Tasting
632 Happy Anniversary

 

600 Guide Dogs for the Inebriated
595 i Drink Champagne
580 Springers
578 Dear Lord

 

478 SPOT Football Club
412 Tequila
395 Birthdays are good

 

 

Contact

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